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Hot Aftershave Bop - Lucifer Over Lancashire - Entitled - Shoulder Pads #1B - Sleep Debt Snatches - Mark'll Sink Us - Haf Found Bormann - Australians In Europe - Bremen Nacht Run Out


HOT AFTERSHAVE BOP [top of page]

Hot aftershave bop
Canisters from orange box
Bop aftershave shock
Courtesy orange box
Hey diggy diggety dog
Hot aftershave bop
Furniture defrost
Bop aftershave hot
Hot aftershave bop

Hey stranger I love you a lot
Hey baby I love you a lot
But here is us moaning
Digging in our pocket again
Are these your English friends?
Fill the blender to the top again
Hot aftershave bop
Hot spirit shave slop
Bop aftershave hot

Here is us moaning
Digging in our pockets again
Any man or anything
Laid flat by shave shock
Bop aftershave hot
Hot aftershave bop


LUCIFER OVER LANCASHIRE [top of page]

Saw six men
Under a tall tower
Break it to him
Like I'm breakin it to you, gently
The nice people
Will remind you, oh yeah
Kicking, white, cheerleader
When the tired cheerleader

Lucifer over Lancashire

The black birds
Shake the hedges
On this the hottest day for ages
Was that monsoon
Doctor doctor [hid/hit] the needle
Can be discounted
No longer

Lucifer over Lancashire

I tell you no lies
Completely blind
Are the sentinel's eyes
At the back of his mind
This demon is hip
The demon's grip
He took over everywhere
And his blitz
Now over here
And the sky moves on
His cock-eyed moon
A useless priest
{Under your] power
Now I'm just flyin
I'm flyin
I'm typin
I'm shinin
I'm winnin
I got this on
I'm a runnin shark
I'm winnin
I'm shinin...


ENTITLED [top of page]

Hands up, I can't do that
Wait till tomorrow
Pretends to think a lot
Not user friendly

So when we go in a second
What does that mean to you?
You take her from the back
We're so respectable

But I'm entitled
Entitled

Why can you not relax
When I'm behind you?
I don't make passes from the back
Is it something usual?

To be so entitled
Entitled

Remember with this photograph
Take care of photograph
Drowned in plastic
You've got good reason to laugh

Give up, I can't do that
Wait until tomorrow
My reputation's in tatters
Where does that leave you?

Disentitled.


SHOULDER PADS #1B [top of page]

All these fads
It's shoulder pads

On New Year's Dawn
To my surprise
All the Macca lads stayed at home
Picking antiques
Encloses
Cosy fleck with green bits
Main undercurrent, white spermatoze

My powers
Against them, half-useless
My senses
Alive have party

Was embarrassed but stuck with them
Walked, at shoulder, down the street, ridicule
They couldn't tell Lou Reed from Doug Yule
Suppressed hate romance

It was like being back at school

My powers before them resound
My powers heard language, two-time doom

Win populace, internal defeat
Their mob had a coup d'etat
Realize what they'd always wanted
Knew I was right all along
It wasn't then a Beatles song
Superhero in harlequin kecks
Dim-wit lecture, half read
Cursing black singers ten years dead

Was a clown in victim hat
Was shouldered and spurned

Then my powers did return

Hop on, lovers of fads
It's shoulder pads
Death knell now for pilsner lads
(...)
My powers! Gone!
My powers! Gone!

Said twisted chill, flashes pan
It's MES in shoulder pads

Look out! Lovers of fads
It's MES in shoulder pads

Big fit deal for lovers of fads
It's MES in shoulder pads

Get a line, bargain mind
Against a different clime
Holding ankles, rotten cads
It's MES in shoulder pads

And unless you want MES as your dad
Only got anchors, lovers of fads
It's MES in shoulder pads

MES in shoulder pads
MES in shoulder pads
It's MES in shoulder pads
MES in shoulder pads
MES in shoulder pads
It's MES in shoulder pads


SLEEP DEBT SNATCHES [top of page]

Out of the air sometimes in fitful sleep
Snap right up, lean out of the bed
Pivot your legs, shake your head,
Take an easy breath.

Think how great God's golden assurance is
In set-backs and great success
Got bad dreams through sleep debt
Hold the grip, make a mark on your head,
Your body and legs take a rightful rest
While you're left to Hell's dispatches
Grip the mind, kids, close the hatches
Here are some sleep debt snatches....


MARK'LL SINK US [top of page]

The ward was arraigned with spats of blood.
The victim, castigate, and yet, part of us.
The thoughts in eyes as seen under a hood
Burned in my own eyes and in my blood!
Mark'll sink us.

A message mesmerized, on all English breath,
the crux pretty grasped, but mostly misunderstood.
Mark'll sink us.

I am desolate. I live the black and blue of the night.
Friend depression comes now and again once in a blue moon.
It points backwards thus:
Mark'll sink us.


HAF FOUND BORMANN [top of page]

Red out 2SW185 rocking horse
This is [...] 3600 leader copy
Nimrod expedition reports
Haf found Bormann
Captured resistance was in the form of two false Aztecs
In fact Sudanese agents
We have eliminated
Equipped with spears containing modern razors
Arsenal with shells M14 issue
Captured
Confiscated
Nimrod is vindicated in the highest
Haf found Bormann
Captured
Vials of stupid serum
Refer galley
Refer Paraguay
Refer Vatican
Refer P2
Great glory to God
Haf found Bermann
Nimrod is vindicated in the highest
18 degrees [...]
Nimrod reports
Haf found Bormann
North north west [...]
Haf found Bormann
Advise
Transmission ends


AUSTRALIANS IN EUROPE [top of page]

Conversation with Ham A. Circa: Post House Motel.

Australians in Europe X 6
Never ever breathe
Australians in Europe
Get a whiff of that antipodean breeze
Australians in Europe X 2
Higher! Australians in Europe X 3

THINK.
Why did the Great Grandad leave?
Australians in Europe never see.
He was consigned to a boat, after using a huge great cleaver.

Australians in Europe X 4 Never ever.......................
B.R.E.A.T.H.E.
Australians your biggest things rejected,
I have ever seen.
Because the boys use a map and they live in Berlin.
Your like a pair of dogs loose in McGregor's kiln,
you know shit.
Australians in Europe X 5
Wake up and suss the scene.
You'd better leave them parents, and try Hamburg to Berlin.
Your just a bloody Twister, so who do you think your foolin.
Australians in Europe


BREMEN NACHT RUN OUT [top of page]

Ich raus schnell mach das Bremen Nacht
Ich raus schnell mach auch das Bremen Nacht

Ich raus schnell mach aus Bremen Nacht
Ich raus schnell mach aus das Bremen Nacht
Ich rausum mach aus das Bremen Nacht
Ich raus schnell mach auch das Bremen Nacht
Ich raus schnell mach aus Bremen Nacht
Ich rausum mach aus Bremen Nacht
Ich aus rausum mach das Bremen Nacht

Ich raus mach schnell aus Bremen Nacht
Ich raus mach schnell aus das Bremen Nacht
Ich aus schnell mach das Bremen Nacht
Ich mach schnell pack aus das Bremen Nacht

Ich raus schnell mach aus Bremen Nacht
Ich raus schnell mach aus das Bremen Nacht

Ich raus schnell mach aus Bremen Nacht
Ich rausum mach auch das Bremen Nacht
Ich raus schnell mach aus Bremen Nacht
Ich raus mach schnell aus das Bremen Nacht
Ich auch schnell mach das Bremen Nacht
Ich mach schnell pack aus das Bremen Nacht
Ich raus schnell mach aus Bremen Nacht
Ich auch schnell mach das Bremen Nacht
Ich auch rausum mach das Bremen Nacht

Ich rausum mach aus Bremen Nacht
Ich rausum mach aus das Bremen Nacht
Ich rausum pack aus das Bremen Nacht
Ich rausum schnell mach aus das Bremen Nacht

Ich raus mach aus das Bremen Nacht
Ich rausum mach das Bremen Nacht
Ich raus mach schnell aus das Bremen Nacht
Ich auch schnell mach das Bremen Nacht

Ich raus schnell mach das Bremen Nacht
Ich raus schnell mach aus das Bremen Nacht

Ich auch schnell mach das Bremen Nacht

Ich raus schnell pack aus Bremen Nacht
Ich raus schnell pack aus das Bremen Nacht
Ich raus schnell mach das Bremen Nacht
Ich mach schnell pack aus Bremen Nacht
Ich mach schnell pack aus das Bremen Nacht
Ich pack schnell mach das Bremen Nacht

Ich raus schnell mach aus Bremen Nacht


NOTES [top of page]

Singles compilation album - lyrics for the other tracks are included with the original albums (CDs) on which they appeared